Welcome to the Official beginning of: ZNews

The First facet of the Zeke News Network

Now what is all that mumbo jumbo up there and why did I pick such a confusing font. You may (or may not) want to know but if you do, you've come to the absolute right place. My name is Ezekiel Neff, I'm an average man which means I pretty much suck, however there is something inside me, inside all of us in fact that makes us anything but average, or normal. You are special. not because of anything you did or will do but because of who you are, there isn't a single other person in the history of everything who's got the same stuff you have inside you, or I've got in me. That uniqueness is so significant it deserves to be celebrated so take a moment, right now; to yourself and really appreciate your strangeness, I'll wait... In case you aren't sure what you should be feeling, it should feel like it looks something like this:

Okay now that you have realized your utter weirdness it's my turn to tell you about mine. I've been weird since I can remember, all kids are I suppose, and what are any of us but kids who've had a few too many birthday parties? My parties were always in moderation due to my strict religious upbringing and the fact that there are a million kids in my family, but we always found a way to be happy, at least a certain brand of happy. But I digress, kids grow up; as trees do, upward and outward and yes, downward as well. Unfortunately I am not a tree and no one ever taught me to plant my roots carefully. Just as one tries to protect their heart from a fracture, we need to choose our foundation cautiously, the pillars we build our personality from must be iron, unwavering and firm in our core beliefs (whatever you want those to be). That's what this rambling is for, I need a stronger foundation to tie my roots around, I need to be a man ungovernable and unshakable in my weirdness and beliefs, how else am I expected to take the world by storm, The Z of The Storm and maybe that's really where we are all headed, feet first stumbling blindly into a ravenous storm that chews up the innocent and spits out corruption and fits of depressive anxiety, there are exactly two things I wish I knew before now, two things everyone should know before trying to take on the man alone, as countless others have done before, and those two things are: "Adulting"(or maturing) is just a term to describe the coming to awareness that, essentially nothing matters. Obviously things do matter, but you get to choose what those things are in your life, no one is supposed to be anywhere or be doing anything specific and can go and do, and Be whatever you want. Ban what anyone else says. Secondly, there isn't anything wrong with the first thing I said, we don't know who we are NEWSFLASH you are going to be figuring it out for the rest of your life, never define yourself in any certain terms, You are undefinable. In case you don't know what that means, well you're awesome.

Starting from Scratch

Not sure if I'm the only one in this boat but sometimes starting over is better than trying to pick myself up from the last stumbling fall that put me on my ass. so this blog and the ones that are to come will serve as a method of accountability for me and a tool for you if you ever find yourself wanting to start life over, but not sure how or where to restart, I'll always be right here.

Destiny waits for no one

But it sure as bread better move aside when we are good and ready to step back into the light of life and the art of destiny's chaotic design. Once you truly know who you are and what you want out of this life; it is fate, my friend, who will be running to catchup with you. Trust me on that.

Where you go from here is up to you, this is your show, you are producer, director and star so maybe make your program worth while, I know that's what I'm going to do, until The Commander Z Show hits HBO #1 Subscribe if you want to come along on this journey with me, I can't wait to get started.